It’s always the ones you least suspect, the ones you trust the most, that hurt you. They wait until your guard is down and then wham! In my case, it was tequila.
Sooner or later, everyone looks guilty. And given the right circumstances, the right motivation, who knows what any of us might do?
My brother once said suspicious activity is like good jazz. We’ll know it when we hear it.
You nearly getting run over, broken CCTV, potential spotter, vehicle making a quick exit. It’s dodgy, but none of it raises my spidey senses as much as hearing a real-life woman is happy to spend time with you.[to Roddy]
If you don’t look suspicious, people never suspect anything.
At first, I thought it was your mother. But then she had an alibi. And then I saw the picture, and I remembered that mothers and daughters share mitochondrial DNA, and apparently homicidal tendencies.[to Callie]
