Best way to make a bad story go away is to come up with a better story, and sell it hard.
At the time, the only thing more dangerous than being a Colombian cop was being a Colombian presidential candidate.
A good president can stand up to external pressure. It’s the internal pressure that can wear you down.
We were like the Bermuda Triangle. You get too close to us, you disappear.
I turned myself in to that punk, the vice minister of justice. But since there is no justice in this country, he is the vice minister of nothing.