I love my horse. I love my wife. And I love my little girl. And as for Jesus… he can join us all in hell.
I had hoped that the secret to the universe was something a bit more complex than just “God’s a frizzy-haired, homicidal lunatic.”
I doubt everything all the time, all right? It’s the only way to live.
I am 119-year-old vampire from Dublin City. And I’m currently on the run from a group of vampire-hunting religious vigilantes who keep tracking me down somehow.
I agree, Allfather was a lunatic. You can’t kill everyone. Just the undesirables.
