Stay young for as long as you can. Stay innocent for as long as possible, even if it’s only for one more moment.
Some couples, they tie each other up to spice things up. But you and me, we oder hits. That’s why we keep doing this little dance.[to Hermione]
Snakes don’t shed their skin so easily.[to Alice]
Oh, grief, you wicked, heartless aphrodisiac. Destroyer of endgames and worlds.
No matter what happens, I want you to know that I’m always in your corner.[to Archie]
My persistence is stronger than your uppercut.[to Archie]
Ladies, I’m the grand master. And when you play against me, you’ll lose every single time.[to Veronica and Cheryl]
I’ve always seen the drama in my life as Shakespearean. Not the stuff of Greek tragedy.
I’m no stranger to scandal. That’s what it means to be a Lodge.
I have spent my entire life fantasizing about being prom queen, and a part of that fantasy is that I exist in a world where everyone wants me to be prom queen and certainly not themselves.[to Kevin]
I don’t eat nougat, I don’t take bribes, and I don’t talk to trade-school flunkies about my feelings.[to Mrs. Burble]
Goals for this week? Get Mom out of jail, and make sure Daddy stays rotting in his.
