I never cry at movies. Real life’s tragic enough.
You can’t discriminate against someone because they’re better-looking than you.[to Veronica]
Your name may be Honey, but I will always be the queen bee. You have no power over me.[to Mr. Honey]
People stray, it happens. The trick is, stop straying before anyone gets hurt.
Oh, grief, you wicked, heartless aphrodisiac. Destroyer of endgames and worlds.
I have spent my entire life fantasizing about being prom queen, and a part of that fantasy is that I exist in a world where everyone wants me to be prom queen and certainly not themselves.[to Kevin]
I don’t eat nougat, I don’t take bribes, and I don’t talk to trade-school flunkies about my feelings.[to Mrs. Burble]
As Elton John likes to say, “The b**ch is back in town.”
