Why does everyone want to find meaning in their lives? Whatever happened to just getting through the f***ing day?
We can be firm. Remember that time she wanted a guinea pig and we said no, and then we got it for her? Let’s just do the first half of that.[to Sheila, about Abby]
There’s a million things I’ve had done to me. But I did all of them myself. Actually, it’s just one thing a million times.[to Ramona]
Someday, if you have kids, and you get a virus and start killing people, you’ll appreciate how well your mother and I are doing.[to Abby]
So there’s not a cure, and the partial cure might not even work because we’re too late, and Sheila’s not a rat. But the good news is I get to make an elderly woman throw up in a bucket, which might be a turn-on for some people, but it’s not my thing. Yet! Who knows? The night is young![to Cora]