Look, you can either stay here and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me.[to Vanya]
Do you have my sister? If not, would you like a margarita?[to Hazel]
A little hard to trust anyone who wears corduroy.
Trust me. I know myself better than… better than I know myself.[to Luther]
Now’s the only time. ‘Cause how much time do we have left? We could have years, we could have days, but we only have one life. And we gotta go with our hearts.[to Sissy]
If you’re raised to believe nothing about you is special, if the benchmark is extraordinary, what do you do if you’re not?
I’m surprised he waited this long, Diego. We’ve all had the urge.[Diego: He stabbed me.]
I can’t just call Dad in the afterlife and be like, “Dad, could you just stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?”
Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.[to Allison]
Well, it finally happened. That gorilla DNA has taken over your mind.[to Luther]
Life is short. Future doesn’t come with any guarantees. You want something in life, you gotta go for it.
Oh, wow. I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?
