Look, you can either stay here and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me.[to Vanya]
Do you have my sister? If not, would you like a margarita?[to Hazel]
If you’re raised to believe nothing about you is special, if the benchmark is extraordinary, what do you do if you’re not?
A little hard to trust anyone who wears corduroy.
Trust me. I know myself better than… better than I know myself.[to Luther]
Now’s the only time. ‘Cause how much time do we have left? We could have years, we could have days, but we only have one life. And we gotta go with our hearts.[to Sissy]
Life is short. Future doesn’t come with any guarantees. You want something in life, you gotta go for it.
I can’t just call Dad in the afterlife and be like, “Dad, could you just stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?”
Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.[to Allison]
Well, it finally happened. That gorilla DNA has taken over your mind.[to Luther]
I’m surprised he waited this long, Diego. We’ve all had the urge.[Diego: He stabbed me.]
You know what the worst part of being dead is? You’re stuck. Nowhere to go. Nowhere to change.
