The worst part about being married is that they actually know you so well that they can just use it for the rest of your life.
The way a society treats its books is the most accurate harbinger of its fate.
The spark our marriage needed doesn’t come from swinging. Our love language is violence.[about Love]
The more time you spend with someone, the more cursed you are to see them as human.
The more foundations a man names after himself, the more he has to hide.
The fantasy of a man like you is how we cope with the reality of a man like you.[to Joe]
The enemy of my enemy is my frenemy.
The best way to stay out of people’s business is to know what that business is.
Somebody does need to die for this to end for good.[to Joe]
Rebirth can only come from the dying embers of something you once loved.
Nothing in this world beats the feeling of looking at your child and knowing you’re watching someone grow up better than you.
Missing White Woman Syndrome is America’s favorite pastime next to p*rn.
