You’re a plumber. Right, Steve? You’ve had, what, 60 years at life? That’s the best you can come up with? Literally cleaning s*** for a living? I’m 27, and I’ve got a six-figure salary at the biggest conglomerate in history, and I’m just getting started. That’s who I am.

Source:S2.Ep8: eps2.6_succ3ss0r.p12
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