Literature was the best plaything that had ever been invented to make fun of people.
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Proof is but a fallacy invented by man to justify to himself and his fellows his own crass lust and folly.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accidents.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.
Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
Anything that won’t sell I don’t want to invent, because anything that won’t sell hasn’t reached the acme of success. Its sale is proof of its utility, and utility is success.