I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls’ knickers down. Other boys’ parents hated me. Most of the masters hated me.
Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it.
Error is acceptable as long as we are young; but one must not drag it along into old age.
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.