Enjoy the most famous sayings by Constance Langdon, Lana Winters, Fiona Goode, Countess, Kai Anderson, and others. Here are the best, short, and funny American Horror Story quotes on love and many others themes.
There isn’t a closed door in the world that beauty can’t open.Constance Langdon, S1.Ep2: Home Invasion
They say when a parent dies, a child feels his own mortality. But when a child dies, it’s immortality that a parent loses.Constance Langdon, S1.Ep5: Halloween: Part 2
I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.Constance Langdon, S1.Ep10: Smoldering Children
We are vultures, attracted to the scent of rotted meat.Lana Winters, (about reporters), S2.Ep11: Spilt Milk
If you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you.Sister Jude, S2.Ep13: Madness Ends
Throw me back in the box. I seen enough of this world. I’ll take no part in a country that has a darkie in the White House.Madame Delphine LaLaurie, S3.Ep8: The Sacred Taking
Sometimes life is just a bleak pool of despair, and there ain’t nothing you can do about it.Desiree Dupree, S4.Ep5: Pink Cupcakes
There comes a time in every mother’s life when she must give up her son to another woman.Dandy Mott, S4.Ep6: Bullseye
Mother always told me, never argue with a woman when she’s angry.Dandy Mott, S4.Ep12: Show Stoppers
I can see the pain in your eyes. It’s very familiar. You’ve lost something. And now you’re frozen in time. Can’t move forward. Can’t go back.Liz Taylor, S5.Ep1: Checking In
You want me to tell you the worst thing in this world? Religion. That and regulations.James March, S5.Ep2: Chutes and Ladders
You can’t shut down one part of yourself without shutting down the whole thing.Liz Taylor, S5.Ep6: Room 33
Death is the only thing in life that has any meaning.John Lowe, S5.Ep8: The Ten Commandments Killer
A man only has a grip as tight as he does because he knows that if he lets go, even slightly, he will hurl himself into the abyss.James March, S5.Ep8: The Ten Commandments Killer
Security can be found only by looking into oneself. Others only make a mess of things.Countess Elizabeth, S5.Ep9: She Wants Revenge
Only men with full bellies have the luxury of conscience.Tomasyn 'The Butcher' White, S6.Ep4: Chapter 4
The art never judges. I envy it. Life in two dimensions. Frozen in forever beauty. To watch the world go by unencumbered by the gossip and the pain of three-dimensional men.Edward Philippe Mott, S6.Ep5: Chapter 5
The living cling to life above all, but the trophy misprized is to die in peace.Edward Philippe Mott, S6.Ep5: Chapter 5
You know when you’re drawing a cat or a house and you picture that cat or that house in your mind and it looks so perfect but you just can’t get your hand to live up to that picture in your head? That’s what it’s like to be a parent. You picture how you want to be and it’s so wonderful and flawless, but you can’t ever live up to that picture you imagined.Lee Harris, S6.Ep10: Chapter 10
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My fellow Americans, what do humans love the most? To what do we give our highest value? Is it family, friends, our homes, money, notoriety? No. Above all, humans love fear. The fear that over time we have honed and polished and built up, brick by brick, until it stands before us every day as tall as the Trump Tower. How do I know we love fear more than our children? Because we are willing to ruin their lives in service of some irrational fear of losing them.Kai Anderson, S7.Ep1: Election Night
There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man.Kai Anderson, S7.Ep1: Election Night
People are going to believe what they’re going to believe. The trick is figuring out what they want to believe and then giving it to them.Winter Anderson, S7.Ep2: Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
Pain is a call to action. Pain is essential, just like anger is. Take pain in one hand and anger in the other. Use them.Kai Anderson, (to Harrison), S7.Ep4: 11/9
The perception of credibility leads to the perception of power. Because people don’t follow experts anymore, they follow titles.Kai Anderson, S7.Ep5: Holes
Knowing stuff has no value anymore. Not when the answer is in my back pocket or sitting on my desk. The youth has it figured out. The future will be filled with beautiful idiots who just want to feel.Kai Anderson, S7.Ep6: Mid-Western Assassin
Trust is the only thing that forges real partnership.Kai Anderson, S7.Ep7: Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag
You can’t get power by giving it away. You have to take it yourself.Kai Anderson, S7.Ep8: Winter of Our Discontent
Real power is having people loyal enough to you that, if you ask them to, they will kill themselves. They will override their natural survival instinct in service of your needs and will.Kai Anderson, S7.Ep9: Drink the Kool-Aid
There is something more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man. A nasty woman.Ally Mayfair-Richards, (to Kai), S7.Ep11: Great Again
Order on the outside does wonders to keep the chaos safely on the inside.Wilhemina Venable, S8.Ep2: The Morning After
In seconds, we can destroy everything humanity has built over thousands of years, but we will never be free of the desire to be cruel to our fellow man.Michael Langdon, S8.Ep2: The Morning After
All people, if given the right pressures or stimulus, are evil motherf***ers.Michael Langdon, S8.Ep3: Forbidden Fruit
You can’t live with virtue without getting on the bad side of those without.Moira O'Hara, S8.Ep6: Return to Murder House
The only thing that matters in this world isn’t white or black, it’s green. You got money, all the doors open.Dinah Stevens, S8.Ep7: Traitor
You think there’s only winning and losing, success and failure. But failure is when you’ve lost any semblance of hope.Cordelia Goode, (to Michael), S8.Ep10: Apocalypse Then
All you need to have the freedom to do whatever you want is two things: God and trauma.Margaret Booth, S9.Ep2: Mr. Jingles
Don’t feel like you have to change to fit into the world. ‘Cause you’re pretty rad just the way you are.Ray Powell, S9.Ep5: Red Dawn
Never let the facts get in the way of the truth, and never let the truth get in the way of a story that sells.Stacey Phillips, S9.Ep8: Rest in Pieces
Name one successful person that isn’t a little f***ing insane.Austin Sommers, (to Harry), S10.Ep2: Pale
Honey, you’re a paper airplane and I’m a 747. Don’t you ever think you’re anything like me just because you can fly a little.Belle Noir, (to Mickey), S10.Ep3: Thirst
There is nothing more tragic, pathetic, and sad than a person with no talent trying to make it in the world.Ursula, S10.Ep5: Gaslight
To be told we are talented, isn’t that all we ever want? The truth is, history will only remember a handful of us, but at least now we’re leveling the playing field.Ursula, S10.Ep6: Winter Kills
People are gonna use what they have however they see fit. It’s not our business to tell them what to do.Calico, S10.Ep8: Inside
People only pay attention to lives when they’re lost. Not when they’re living.Whitely, S11.Ep4: Black Out
Pride. What does that word mean in the face of so much death? Pride is a construct, something we summon to unite us when we feel tired and weak. Pride takes work, but death comes easily.Gino Barelli, S11.Ep7: The Sentinel
You are way too young to be thinking about how not to die. Don’t forget how to live.Kathy Pizazz, (to Adam), S11.Ep10: Requiem 1981/1987: Part 2
You have a peculiar penchant for turning dreams into nightmares.Siobhan Corbyn, (to Anna), S12.Ep1: Multiply Thy Pain
The news cycle has a seven-second memory. There’s no such thing as bad press.Siobhan Corbyn, S12.Ep2: Rockabye
It’s kind of funny. We came out here to hide only to be living in a house literally made of glass.Anna Victoria Alcott, (to Dex), S12.Ep2: Rockabye
It is kind of funny. Every little girl dreams of being a movie star. Marilyn Monroe. They never think about what it really means.Dexter Harding, (to Anna), S12.Ep3: When the Bough Breaks
You’ve earned this. And even if you haven’t, I have.Siobhan Corbyn, (to Anna), S12.Ep3: When the Bough Breaks
Nobody is ready for anything. Motherhood, stardom, miscarriages… We’re all just learning on the job.Siobhan Corbyn, (to Anna), S12.Ep3: When the Bough Breaks
I’m using you, and you’re using me. There’s nothing wrong with a little transactional sеx. Or transactional anything and everything for that matter.Siobhan Corbyn, S12.Ep4: Vanishing Twin
It’s always about the next accessory. Why a woman would choose a baby over a collection of fine German vibrators is beyond me.Virginia Harding, S12.Ep4: Vanishing Twin
I always thought it was funny that we consider men the braver sеx. Women will do anything to help each other. Some men won’t even stand up for the woman who birthed them.Virginia Harding, (to Dex), S12.Ep5: Preech
Get used to having your dreams crushed. That’s what being a parent is.Andrew Hill, (to Anna), S12.Ep5: Preech