There is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy.
There are times when those eyes inside your brain stare back at you.
There are only two things wrong with money: too much or too little.
The worst thing is bitterness, people end up so bitter.
The world had somehow gone too far, and spontaneous kindness could never be so easy.
The public takes from a writer, or a writing, what it needs and lets the remainder go. but what they take is usually what they need least and what they let go is what they need most.
The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left.
The price of creation is never too high. The price of living with other people always is.
The ladies usually go for the biggest damn fool they can find; that is why the human race stands where it does today: we have bred the clever and lasting Casanovas, all hollow inside, like the chocolate Easter bunnies we foster upon our poor children.
The f***ers. There, I feel better. God-damned human race. There, I feel better.
The difference between a Democracy and a Dictatorship is that in a Democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a Dictatorship you don’t have to waste your time voting.
The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day with the covers pulled up to my chin. It was good in there, nothing ever occurred in there, no people, nothing.