The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors have taken over the Ship Quotes

I stopped looking for the Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn’t a nightmare.

But my whole life has been a matter of fighting for one simple hour to do what I want to do. There was always something getting in the way of my getting to myself.

What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don’t live up until their death.

We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.

There is nothing that teaches you more than regrouping after failure and moving on. Yet most people are stricken with fear. They fear failure so much that they fail. They are too conditioned, too used to being told what to do. It begins with the family, runs through school and goes into the business world.

There are only two things wrong with money: too much or too little.

The f***ers. There, I feel better. God-damned human race. There, I feel better.

Most people are not ready for death, theirs or anybody else’s.

It was better for me when I could imagine greatness in others, even if it wasn’t always there.

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.

Capitalism has survived communism. Now, it eats away at itself.