Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn’t believing. It’s where belief stops, because it isn’t needed anymore.
Scientists have calculated that the chance of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
Royalty was like dandelions. No matter how many heads you chopped off, the roots were still there underground, waiting to spring up again.
Revenge is not redress. Revenge is a wheel, and it turns backwards. The dead are not your masters.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Real children don’t go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs.
Progress just means bad things happen faster.
Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o’course.
Personal’s not the same as important. People just think it is.
Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you’re told and didn’t try to understand things.
People who say things like “May all your dreams come true” should try living in one for five minutes.
People who had no real idea why they were doing so congregated to listen to other people who also did not know anything, on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.
