They’d smash the world if they thought it’d make a pretty noise.
The graveyards are full of people who rushed in bravely but unwisely.
Stand before your god, bow before your king, and kneel before your man. Recipe for a happy life.
Personal’s not the same as important. People just think it is.
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
If you want to really upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail.
If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror. The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.
