Weapons got you killed, often because you were holding one.
Tradition is the scourge of endeavour.
There are all kinds of darkness, and all kinds of things can be found in them, imprisoned, banished, lost or hidden. Sometimes they escape. Sometimes they simply fall out. Sometimes they just can’t take it any more.
The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord.[Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise.]Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one. I think—
People who had no real idea why they were doing so congregated to listen to other people who also did not know anything, on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.
Peace? Ah, yes, defined as a period of time to allow for preparation for the next war.
It does not matter whether you win or lose so long as you score the most goals.
Don’t be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.
