Never talk to people who writes things down.
Never pick yourself a name you can’t scrub the floor in.
Never build a dungeon you wouldn’t be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.
Nature is bountiful where idiots are concerned.
Nanny’s philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as possible. It had never let her down.
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
My granny used to say if you’re too sharp you’ll cut yourself.
Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.
Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they don’t believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.
Most horses won’t walk backward voluntarily, because what they can’t see doesn’t exist.
Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.
Money is not a thing, it is not even a process. It is a kind of shared dream. We dream that a small disc of common metal is worth the price of a substantial meal. Once you wake up from that dream, you can swim in a sea of money.