Carpe Jugulum Quotes

You say that you people don’t burn folk and sacrifice people any more, but that’s what true faith would mean, y’see? Sacrificin’ your own life, one day at a time, to the flame, declarin’ the truth of it, workin’ for it, breathin’ the soul of it. That’s religion. Anything else is just … is just bein’ nice. And a way of keepin’ in touch with the neighbours.

When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth.

The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.

Only those with their feet on rock can build castles in the air.

Once you gave a thing a name you gave it a life.

My granny used to say if you’re too sharp you’ll cut yourself.

Everywhere I look, I see something holy.

Don’t trust the cannibal just ‘cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, if you ever find anything I wouldn’t do.

Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.

And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things.