People’s whole lives do pass in front of their eyes before they die. The process is called “living.”[Also known as:]It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.
We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. It saves time.
Once upon a time the plural of “wizard” was “war”.
Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.
It is very easy to get ridiculously confused about the tenses of time travel, but most things can be resolved by a sufficiently large ego.
Creators aren’t gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It’s men that make gods. This explains a lot.
All tribal myths are true, for a given value of “true.”
“But we’re a university! We have to have a library!” said Ridcully. “It adds tone. What sort of people would we be if we didn’t go into the Library?” “Students,” said Senior Wrangler morosely.
