Sometimes being a b**ch is all a woman has to hold onto.
There ain’t no power in heaven or on earth that can stop people from thinkin the worst when they want to.
An accident is sometimes an unhappy woman’s best friend.
A real drunk is only int’rested in two things: puttin paid to the jug in the hand, and huntin for the one still in the bush.
A person can always find somethin to be grateful for, no matter how dark things get.