Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.