Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.
We don’t have education, we have inspiration; if I was educated I would be a damn fool.
Tricks and Treachery are the Practice of Fools, that have not Wit enough to be honest.
There are no fools so troublesome as those that have wit.
The World is full of fools and faint hearts; and yet every one has courage enough to bear the misfortunes, and wisdom enough to manage the Affairs of his neighbour.
The truth is I’ve never fooled anyone. I’ve let men sometimes fool themselves.
The trouble ain’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right.
The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
The learned Fool writes his Nonsense in better Language than the unlearned; but still ’tis Nonsense.
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Many men talk like philosophers and live like fools.