The only people I ever met who were sensible all the time were so boring that watching them could put you to sleep.
Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.
Just because fate has chosen something for you instead of you choosing it for yourself doesn’t mean it has to be bad.
If you can’t hide what you are going to do, do it so everybody thinks you are a fool.
Death comes for us all. We can only choose how to face it when it comes.
Always plan for the worst, child; that way, all your surprises will be pleasant ones.
A pattern that is all one color is no pattern.
A man is the easiest animal to put on a leash, and the hardest to keep leashed. Even when he chooses it himself.
