You know, you’re really no fun at all.[Catwoman]No, I’m not.[Batman]
You don’t bend with the world when it goes bad. You push back.[to Dent]
Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?[to Poison Ivy]
Try a fireman. Less to take off.[Chase Meridian: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school, it was guys with earrings. College: motorcycles, leather jackets. Now… black rubber.]
This is why Superman works alone.[Robin: I want a car. Chicks dig the car.]
They’re overrated.[Lex Luthor: What is this? But I’m supposed to have superpowers!]
That better be a licensed toy, or I will freak out.[after seeing Squeezy Bruce]
Police headquarters? You think someone inside the department is covering up these explosions?[Alfred Pennyworth]It’s Gotham, Pennyworth. Does the corruption really surprise you?[Batman]
Get out of here, freak. You hear me? Or that little suit’s gonna get all full of blood.[The Twin]Mine or yours?[Batman]
It’s not exactly a normal world, is it?[Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, let’s face it. You’re not exactly normal, are you?]
I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
I’m both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now, because I choose to be.
