The only thing worse than doing something stupid and dangerous is doing it alone.
The next time you drunk-dial your ex, just make sure you don’t include the entire Eastern Seaboard.[to Marcos]
Running into a battle you know you’re gonna lose isn’t noble or brave; it’s selfish.
If you’re poking around in my mind, I will portal you in front of a moving truck.
I’ve learned the hard way that hate feeds on fear. And if you run, hate wins.[to Lauren]
I’ve had friends who were bipolar. Assassination plots are not one of the symptoms.[about Lorna]
Dude, for a guy with the eyes of an eagle, you are stone-cold blind.[John Proudstar: This isn’t a suicide mission.]
Do you really wanna get me in the mood? Finish the dishes.[to John]