Hans Landa Quotes

What’s that American expression? “If the shoe fits, you must wear it.”

You’ll be shot for this![Hans Landa]Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before.[Aldo Raine]

The Germans’ nickname for me is the Little Man?[Smithson Utivich]And as if to make my point, I’m a little surprised how tall you are in real life. I mean, you’re a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest.[Hans Landa]

The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, as opposed to most German soldiers, I can think like a Jew where they can only think like a German. More precisely, a German soldier.

That’s a bingo! Is that the way you say it? “That’s a bingo.”[Hans Landa]You just say, “Bingo.”[Aldo Raine]Bingo! How fun. But I digress. Where were we?[Hans Landa]

Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you’re sitting, would you show me mercy?[Hans Landa]Nope.[Aldo Raine]What is that English expression about shoes and feet?[Hans Landa]“Looks like the shoe is on the other foot.” Yeah, I was just thinking that.[Aldo Raine]

I’ve read the reports of this area. But like any enterprise, when under new management, there is always a slight duplication of efforts… most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless.

I’m aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.

I love rumors! Facts could be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing.