I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.
Vampires can’t procreate, but we love to try.
There’s no such thing as a bad idea! Only poorly executed awesome ones.
Our life is one big proverbial coin toss.
If you’re gonna be bad, be bad with purpose.
Take it from me: Strange is bad, dead is worse.
Play nice. Or I’m gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.
I know I said it doesn’t bother me that you have a psychic connection to your ex-boyfriend, but I don’t need the play by the play.
I do believe in killing the messenger. Why? Because it sends a message.
How is it even when you’re dead you’re the bane of my existence?