I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.
You are not worth the calories I burn talking to you.
Vampires can’t procreate, but we love to try.
There’s no such thing as a bad idea! Only poorly executed awesome ones.
Take it from me: Strange is bad, dead is worse.
Our life is one big proverbial coin toss.
Just because I talk a lot doesn’t mean I always know what I’m talking about.
If you’re gonna be bad, be bad with purpose.
Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it keeps trying to fight its way back in.
So how do you help the guy who always comes to the rescue.
Play nice. Or I’m gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.
I know I said it doesn’t bother me that you have a psychic connection to your ex-boyfriend, but I don’t need the play by the play.