Everyone deserves a defense. Just not everyone deserves my defense.
Bad things happen to good people.
Women don’t like to take credit. Men do. That’s why they get promoted.
The world has gone insane. The news is satire, it’s not real. The people blowing up grizzly bears have been put in charge of grizzly bears.[to Liz]
People get desperate when they’re lonely.
People can lie and still be telling the truth. Nobody’s a hundred percent of any one thing.
Justice may be blind, but it still has its other senses.
Justice is an equation. Justice equals the law times the zeitgeist. The law on its own doesn’t stand up. You need the mood of the times on your side.
It’s weird how quickly what starts out as satire becomes the real thing these days.
It’s always good to talk to a dinosaur. Reminds me how much things have changed.
I just realized that I just may have the most power because I don’t have any power.
Hope. When everything slips away, there is that.
