You are misunderstood, just like every great actor who ever walked the earth.[to Pinocchio]
We need a simple, strong stage name. Slab Oakley. Chad Log. I’ve got it. Chris Pine. No, it’d never work.
Nobody wants to be a nobody. Everybody who’s anybody wants to be a somebody.[to Pinocchio]
A real boy? Why on earth would you want to be real when you can be famous?[to Pinocchio]