Climate said I was going down. Climate said I should just step aside. I guess… I’m a climate denier.
You screw them out. You chisel them out. You f***ing hurt them. And then you watch them squeal.[to Roman]
You run towards politics to prove that you’re your own man? Fine. But that’s not principle. You’re scared to compete. You’re marrying a man fathoms beneath you because you don’t want to risk being betrayed. You’re a f***ing coward.[to Shiv]
To drop some bombs, you get burnt too.[to Marcia]
There’s this fancy new business theory. It’s called, “Make more than you spend and you’re King c**t.”
Romulus. When you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. We didn’t get you from a hyena farm.
Not to be crude about it, but politics is what comes out the a**hole.[to Shiv]
Love and marriage. I feel another million drain with every cluck from that hen house.
I know that you’ve read a lot of books about business management and this and that, but you know what? Sometimes it is a big d*ck competition.[to Kendall]
I just hope our acting CEO isn’t getting too f***ing acting.
I gave you a destination. I can’t walk you there.[to Shiv]
I didn’t make human nature, but I do know what they read and what they watch. I make my nut off what people really want. Don’t tell me about people. I’d go flat broke in a week if I didn’t.[to Gil]