No offense, brother, but on the list of things I’d like to wake up to, your face falls somewhere after a horse’s head and Coldplay tickets.
Maze always turns up eventually. She’s like a bad penny… in tight leather pants.
Look, I know you think I’m a bad guy, but I’m simply trying to catch our dear friend Malcolm so I can tear his arms and legs off.
Just because somebody hurts you doesn’t mean the next person’s gonna do the same thing.[to Ella]
It’s funny how killers go deaf at the moment of reckoning, isn’t it?
If you need therapy, you call the office, make an appointment and pay in cash. Or in kind, if she’s up for it. I mean, have some decency, man.[to Adam]
If the devil can be redeemed, then anyone can.
If I wanted to attend an art class, I would have at least had the sense to take one with a nude model.
I’ve decided to try and walk a mile in another man’s shoes. See the world from a different perspective. I’m going to learn how to douche.
I’m useless without her! How am I going to find the detective without the detective?[to Amenadiel]
I’ll show you displacement when I displace his bollocks, and throw them on the floor and stamp on them one at a time!
I’d rather return to the fires of Hell than spend a night in Tarzana.
