Unbelievable as it may seem, being the actual devil does have its downsides.
This girl is an angel, and I may do a lot of sinful things, but incest is not on the list.
Therapists. Always using your own words against you.
Return it with so much as a scratch and I’ll see you in hell.[after handing the keys of his car]
Rebranded? Does it come with a new scent? Free toy inside?
One thing that I’ve learned in therapy is that we need to be gentle with ourselves before we’re gentle with anybody else.
Oh, yes, the three signs of puberty. Acne, pubes and wings.[to Amenadiel]
Oh, come on, who doesn’t love a sex party? Then again, if you’re me, every party’s a sex party of sorts.
None of us can be certain of the future. But what we can control is what we do right now.
Never bring a knife to a devil fight.
Ladies… Oh, it’s a comfort to know I’ll expire erect.[after seeing a kiss between Eve and Ella]
Ironically, we’re in Hell, and finally I’m ready to be God.[to Chloe]
