Rebranded? Does it come with a new scent? Free toy inside?
One thing that I’ve learned in therapy is that we need to be gentle with ourselves before we’re gentle with anybody else.
Oh, please. I’m not going to text you every time someone stays the night. Think of my data plan.[Amenadiel: Why didn’t you tell me that Eve was here, Lucy?]
Oh, come on, who doesn’t love a sex party? Then again, if you’re me, every party’s a sex party of sorts.
Nothing is ever good enough for you. “Why don’t you have a desk? Why doesn’t your car have a roof? Why’s your kitchen just a wall of Scotch?”[to God]
None of us can be certain of the future. But what we can control is what we do right now.
Never bring a knife to a devil fight.
Ladies… Oh, it’s a comfort to know I’ll expire erect.[after seeing a kiss between Eve and Ella]
It’s less about what we do with our final hours and more about who we spend them with.
Ironically, we’re in Hell, and finally I’m ready to be God.[to Chloe]
In order to truly torture someone, you must know what they desire more than anything else.
In my experience, problems are like Bible salesmen, or genital warts. If you pretend they’re not there, sooner or later, they disappear.
