In order to truly torture someone, you must know what they desire more than anything else.
In my experience, problems are like Bible salesmen, or genital warts. If you pretend they’re not there, sooner or later, they disappear.
If you need therapy, you call the office, make an appointment and pay in cash. Or in kind, if she’s up for it. I mean, have some decency, man.[to Adam]
If you need anything, anything at all, just say a little prayer. I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground type of God.
If the devil can be redeemed, then anyone can.
If I wanted to attend an art class, I would have at least had the sense to take one with a nude model.
I’m useless without her! How am I going to find the detective without the detective?[to Amenadiel]
I thought our killer was just raving mad, but he’s trying to prove a bloody point. That everyone would make the same choice he did. Saving their livelihood over someone else’s life.
I suppose there’ll be another murder tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
I need some advice in an area I assume you have extensive expertise. What does it mean when a woman recoils at your touch?[to Dan]
I know you said that today is the day that I disappear, but your mom and I have decided not to panic, so I’m building a panic room.[to Rory]
I have seven billion problems and only love one.
