I don’t understand all this jealousy talk. I mean, why covet something someone else has? Why not just take it?
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but there are more important things than me right now.[to Chloe]
Do you know, of all the ways you humans try to control your lives, these silly New Age superstitions are by far the most embarrassing.[to Dan]
Daniel, are you overthinking this? Careful, it could ruin your life.
Board shorts. Don’t know what more proof you need that he’s deranged.
Always gratifying to find out that one’s nemesis is altogether lacking in style.
A devil emoji? That’s it. I’m speaking to a copyright lawyer today.
A ceremony to banish the devil to hell? That is priceless. No, seriously, you all need to take End of Days out of the Vatican movie night rotation. Definitely not one of Arnold’s best.[to Father Kinley]
You’re married to the dentist? But you’re the receptionist. Well, no wonder she slept with me.[to Cody]
You just made me sing again! I mean, it has to stop, Dad.
Oh, please. I’m not going to text you every time someone stays the night. Think of my data plan.[Amenadiel: Why didn’t you tell me that Eve was here, Lucy?]
Oh, dear, do you not have Christmas in the future? Is that my fault as well?[to Rory]
