Well, maybe it’s like butt stuff. Easier the second time around.
Of all the reasons to kill your father figure, greed is truly the ugliest.
Just, whenever you’re faced with a choice, ask yourself the question: WWLD? What would Lucifer do?[to Amenadiel]
I’ve found women, generally, don’t like a man punching holes in things.
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Dad.
Devil is as devil does.
You really wanna know why I’m doing all of this? Why I’m trying to become God? I’m doing it for love. And it gets worse. I’m doing it for the love of a human. I am trying to be God so that I can finally be worthy of her.[to Zadkiel]
You are the oldest young person I’ve ever met! And coming from an immortal, that’s saying something.
Trust me, if there’s one thing I know, it’s desire.
The danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling. Fun with mortality? Bring it.
Take a swing and I’ll shove that so far up your ass, you’ll have splinters in your stool.
Sometimes betrayal come from the ones we expect the least.
