What do you do when someone has betrayed you? Normally I’d go straight to punishment, fire, brimstone, public humiliation via YouTube.[to Linda]
Well, maybe it’s like butt stuff. Easier the second time around.
The danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling. Fun with mortality? Bring it.
Of all the reasons to kill your father figure, greed is truly the ugliest.
Liar, liar, slutty dress on fire, Mother.
I’ve found women, generally, don’t like a man punching holes in things.
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Dad.
Devil is as devil does.
“Judgment Day”? People should really be careful how they use that phrase. It isn’t actually due for another couple of years.
You really wanna know why I’m doing all of this? Why I’m trying to become God? I’m doing it for love. And it gets worse. I’m doing it for the love of a human. I am trying to be God so that I can finally be worthy of her.[to Zadkiel]
Trust me, if there’s one thing I know, it’s desire.
Take a swing and I’ll shove that so far up your ass, you’ll have splinters in your stool.
