Come on. Let Mazikeen Smith buy you a drink. Maybe I’ll devour your soul or something.[to Linda]
Candy, darling, this is my mother. Mum, this is Candy, my wife. I’m sorry that we didn’t invite you to the wedding. We just decided no enemies.
Boring people never like to be told they’re dull. Right, Detective?
Am I dreaming? No, wait, I can’t be, you’re both dressed.[to Chloe and Maze]
“Judgment Day”? People should really be careful how they use that phrase. It isn’t actually due for another couple of years.
You shouldn’t have to change for anyone. And neither should I.[to Eve]
You know, high school reunion’s a very popular torture in Hell.[to Chloe]
You asked what I am. I’m the Devil.[to Julian]
You are, Detective. I don’t fully understand why, but I’m only vulnerable when I’m close to you.[Chloe Decker: How is it that sometimes you don’t get hurt and then, other times, you do? What is the difference?]
Yes, and I gave you a terrible rating.[George: What the… I shot you in the face!]
Well, you’re in luck, Detective. If this home’s the site of a recent massacre, you may well be in an excellent negotiating position.
Well, disappointing fathers is a rite of passage, Ms. Decker. Take it from someone who’s made a living out of it.
