Yes, and I gave you a terrible rating.[George: What the… I shot you in the face!]
Well, you’re in luck, Detective. If this home’s the site of a recent massacre, you may well be in an excellent negotiating position.
Well, disappointing fathers is a rite of passage, Ms. Decker. Take it from someone who’s made a living out of it.
Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show.[to Father Kinley]
Unbelievable as it may seem, being the actual devil does have its downsides.
Typical Vegas. Even the suicides are fake.
Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.[to Amenadiel]
Time for all good demons to go home.
These are the future leaders of America, Detective, engaging in sex, drugs, and lecherous behavior. Makes me proud.
There’s so much punishment, so little time.
There’s only one body part rubber should be worn on.
The self-centered simplicity of you humans never ceases to amaze me.[to Lee]