Most American women look like you, not me. They want to see themselves on television.[to Vivian]
Look, we’ve made 37 episodes. You do 37 of anything, one of them’s gonna be your 37th best.[to Vivian]
If I’m gonna die, I would rather die standing up.
I’m not a Communist, I’ve never been a Communist, but technically, yeah, I am.
I’m Lucille Ball. When I’m being funny, you’ll know it.
You know, I did this show so Desi and I could be together? I had no idea it was gonna be a hit.[to William and Vivian]
My entire relationship with Communism is, 20 years ago, I checked a box.
My ambition is to live in a home. Not a home, not an institution. A home. With a family and dinnertime.
Let’s do the show. Jim, let’s go! It’s not gonna get better than this.
I’m hazing you a little. It’s just my way of saying I have no confidence in you at all.[to Donald]
I’d like very much to have problems at home, but my problem is not home that much.
I care about what works. I care about what’s funny. I don’t see myself caring about a woman’s perspective from a new generation.[to Maddie]
