The less you talk, the more things you hear.
Most American women look like you, not me. They want to see themselves on television.[to Vivian]
Look, we’ve made 37 episodes. You do 37 of anything, one of them’s gonna be your 37th best.[to Vivian]
If I’m gonna die, I would rather die standing up.
I’m not a Communist, I’ve never been a Communist, but technically, yeah, I am.
I’m Lucille Ball. When I’m being funny, you’ll know it.
You know, I did this show so Desi and I could be together? I had no idea it was gonna be a hit.[to William and Vivian]
The man is the man. And not for nothing, but the women are happy.
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Something dies inside a man, it just dies, the first time he hears a girl call him old.
My entire relationship with Communism is, 20 years ago, I checked a box.
My ambition is to live in a home. Not a home, not an institution. A home. With a family and dinnertime.
Let’s do the show. Jim, let’s go! It’s not gonna get better than this.