To catch a con, you gotta hatch a con.
Sorry, I blew up your house.
Everyone that’s moved in, moves out within six months. And if you don’t move in, then you can’t move out.
Each programmer has a distinctive coding style.
Basically, the thing that I’m working on isn’t doing the thing it’s supposed to be doing when I’m doing the thing that I’m doing to it. Does that make any sense?
In science, knowing what doesn’t work is just as important as knowing what does.
I remember my first date. Took him forever to stop crying.
You wanna follow an ancient clue trail to unearth Isaac Newton’s top secret gold-making machine? Yeah, I’m in.[to Rich]
Okay. Let’s get back to committing numerous felonies.