To catch a con, you gotta hatch a con.
Basically, the thing that I’m working on isn’t doing the thing it’s supposed to be doing when I’m doing the thing that I’m doing to it. Does that make any sense?
I remember my first date. Took him forever to stop crying.
Sorry, I blew up your house.
Everyone that’s moved in, moves out within six months. And if you don’t move in, then you can’t move out.
Each programmer has a distinctive coding style.
Okay. Let’s get back to committing numerous felonies.
In science, knowing what doesn’t work is just as important as knowing what does.
You wanna follow an ancient clue trail to unearth Isaac Newton’s top secret gold-making machine? Yeah, I’m in.[to Rich]
