The Merovingian Quotes

Art, films, books were all better! Originality mattered! You gave us Face-Zucker-suck and Cock-me-climatey-Wiki-piss-and-s***!

Where some see coincidence, I see consequence. Where others see chance, I see cost.

There is only one constant, one universal. It is the only real truth. Causality. Action, reaction. Cause and effect.

There is no escaping the nature of the universe.

Who has time? But then, if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

What is the reason? And soon it does not matter. Soon the why and the reason are gone, and all that matters is the feeling itself. And this is the nature of the universe. We struggle against it, we fight to deny it, but it is, of course, pretense. It is a lie. Beneath our poised appearance, the truth is, we are completely out of control.

There is no action without consequence. And if you take something from me, you will pay the price.

Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without.

We are all victims of causality. I drank too much wine, I must take a piss. Cause and effect.

It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d’enculé de ta mère… You see? It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.[to Neo]