You experience things and then they’re over, and you still can’t explain them. Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I’m just a man in a can.
What’s the world coming to when a guy’s got to crash his own party?
That’s what I do. I fix stuff.
That’s the thing about smart guys, we always cover our ass.
Textbook narcissism? Agreed.[to Nick Fury, reading Natasha’s assessment about him]
Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.[Ellen Brandt: That’s all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?]
Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn’t have a sidekick.[to Rhodey]
Oh, actually, he’s the boss. [points to Captain America] I just pay for everything, and design everything, and make everyone look cooler.[Maria Hill: Lab’s all set up, boss.]
My armour, it was never a distraction, or a hobby. It was a cocoon. And now, I’m a changed man.
It’s good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti electron collisions is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage-monster.
I’ve been called many things. “Nostalgic” is not one of them.[to Pepper]
I’m not afraid to hit an old man.[to Steve]
