I’m not a joiner, but I’ll consider secretary of defense, if you ask nice. We can amend the hours a little bit.
I’d be prepared to lose a few with you.[Christine Everhart: You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?]
I told you I don’t wanna join your super-secret boy band.[to Nick Fury, regarding “The Avengers” initiative]
I came to realize that I have more to offer this world than just making things that blow up.
I am very real. I’m the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.
Give me a scotch. I’m starving.
Following’s not really my style.[Steve Rogers: We have orders. We should follow them.]
Dead for almost 20 years; still taking me to school.[about his father]
Dads leave. No need to be a p***y about it.[to Harley]