Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.[Ellen Brandt: That’s all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?]
Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn’t have a sidekick.[to Rhodey]
Oh, actually, he’s the boss. [points to Captain America] I just pay for everything, and design everything, and make everyone look cooler.[Maria Hill: Lab’s all set up, boss.]
It’s good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti electron collisions is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage-monster.
I’m not afraid to hit an old man.[to Steve]
I’d be prepared to lose a few with you.[Christine Everhart: You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?]
I told you I don’t wanna join your super-secret boy band.[to Nick Fury, regarding “The Avengers” initiative]
I am very real. I’m the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.
Give me a scotch. I’m starving.
Following’s not really my style.[Steve Rogers: We have orders. We should follow them.]
Dead for almost 20 years; still taking me to school.[about his father]
