Lucifer Morningstar Quotes: I am a Devil of my word

People sometimes kill the people with whom they’re in love. The heart’s mysterious.S1.Ep1: Pilot

I’m like walking heroin. Very habit-forming. It never ends well.S1.Ep1: Pilot

If you desire something, just take it.S1.Ep2: Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil.

Sometimes we are what we are, and we should embrace that.S1.Ep2: Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil.

That’s why I don’t lie. It’s so hard to keep track of who knows what.S1.Ep3: The Would-Be Prince of Darkness

A deal’s a deal, especially one with the Devil.S1.Ep4: Manly Whatnots

I don’t know how they do it. 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year, 50 years. I mean, I didn’t leave Hell just to step into another one.S1.Ep6: Favorite Son

If you truly worship the dollar, then I’m your ticket to divinity.S1.Ep7: Wingman

For your penance, ten Bloody Marys and a good shag.S1.Ep9: A Priest Walks Into a Bar

Well, maybe she’s lying. I mean, you know the sort of people that go to church. Sinners.S1.Ep9: A Priest Walks Into a Bar

I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page.S1.Ep11: St. Lucifer

Life’s too short to hold grudges.S1.Ep11: St. Lucifer

A devil emoji? That’s it. I’m speaking to a copyright lawyer today.S2.Ep1: Everything's Coming Up Lucifer

There’s so much punishment, so little time.S2.Ep1: Everything's Coming Up Lucifer

People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions. S2.Ep3: Sin-Eater

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Dad.S2.Ep10: Quid Pro Ho

Believe me, there is no winning when you play by a twisted tyrant’s rules.S2.Ep12: Love Handles

Miracles aren’t my thing, but I’m sure we can come to an arrangement.S2.Ep13: A Good Day to Die

Nothing pisses God off more than exercising free will.S3.Ep1: They're Back, Aren't They?

The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.S3.Ep3: Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith

Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy.S3.Ep6: Vegas With Some Radish

Always gratifying to find out that one’s nemesis is altogether lacking in style.S3.Ep9: The Sinnerman

Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.(to Amenadiel), S3.Ep11: City of Angels?

What makes us vulnerable is often right under our noses.S3.Ep13: Til Death Do Us Part

I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It’s a theme in my life.S4.Ep1: Everything's Okay

What’s the point of extorting and murdering if you don’t get to do what you desire?S4.Ep1: Everything's Okay

Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show.(to Father Kinley), S4.Ep3: O, Ye of Little Faith, Father

Sometimes betrayal come from the ones we expect the least.S4.Ep3: O, Ye of Little Faith, Father

You shouldn’t have to change for anyone. And neither should I.(to Eve), S4.Ep8: Super Bad Boyfriend

One thing I refuse to hate about myself is my style.S4.Ep9: Save Lucifer

The self-centered simplicity of you humans never ceases to amaze me.(to Lee), S5.Ep1: Really Sad Devil Guy

Do you know, of all the ways you humans try to control your lives, these silly New Age superstitions are by far the most embarrassing.(to Dan), S5.Ep3: ¡Diablo!

In my experience, problems are like Bible salesmen, or genital warts. If you pretend they’re not there, sooner or later, they disappear.S5.Ep4: It Never Ends Well for the Chicken

I suppose what I call powerlessness is what everyone else calls a Tuesday.S5.Ep7: Our Mojo

You have no one to blame but yourself for who you are.S5.Ep9: Family Dinner

Nothing is ever good enough for you. “Why don’t you have a desk? Why doesn’t your car have a roof? Why’s your kitchen just a wall of Scotch?”S5.Ep10: Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam

Therapists. Always using your own words against you.S5.Ep13: A Little Harmless Stalking

Never mind the why. This is gonna be great, Detective. Lots of changes when I’m in charge. War eradicated, world hunger satiated. Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place.S5.Ep14: Nothing Lasts Forever

Ironically, we’re in Hell, and finally I’m ready to be God.(to Chloe), S6.Ep3: Yabba Dabba Do Me

If you need anything, anything at all, just say a little prayer. I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground type of God.S6.Ep4: Pin the Tail on the Daddy

If you need therapy, you call the office, make an appointment and pay in cash. Or in kind, if she’s up for it. I mean, have some decency, man.(to Adam), S6.Ep7: My Best Fiend's Wedding

It’s less about what we do with our final hours and more about who we spend them with.S6.Ep9: Goodbye, Lucifer

In order to truly torture someone, you must know what they desire more than anything else.S6.Ep10: Partners 'Til the End

If the devil can be redeemed, then anyone can.S6.Ep10: Partners 'Til the End