Lucifer Morningstar is a fictional character and the main protagonist of Netflix’s TV series Lucifer, portrayed by Tom Ellis.
Bored and unhappy with his life in Hell, Lucifer decides to relocate and spend some time on Earth. He settles in Los Angeles, where he runs his nightclub and becomes a consultant for the LAPD. While trying to better understand humanity, he unexpectedly establishes a connection with a homicide detective.
Here is our list of some of the most devilish Lucifer Morningstar quotes ordered by seasons.
Season 1
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People sometimes kill the people with whom they’re in love. The heart’s mysterious.S1.Ep1: Pilot 2
I’m like walking heroin. Very habit-forming. It never ends well.S1.Ep1: Pilot 3
If you desire something, just take it.S1.Ep2: Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil. 4
Sometimes we are what we are, and we should embrace that.S1.Ep2: Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil. 5
That’s why I don’t lie. It’s so hard to keep track of who knows what.S1.Ep3: The Would-Be Prince of Darkness 6
People don’t have power over us. We give it to them.S1.Ep4: Manly Whatnots 7
A deal’s a deal, especially one with the Devil.S1.Ep4: Manly Whatnots 8
I don’t know how they do it. 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year, 50 years. I mean, I didn’t leave Hell just to step into another one.S1.Ep6: Favorite Son 9
If you truly worship the dollar, then I’m your ticket to divinity.S1.Ep7: Wingman 10
For your penance, ten Bloody Marys and a good shag.S1.Ep9: A Priest Walks Into a Bar 11
Well, maybe she’s lying. I mean, you know the sort of people that go to church. Sinners.S1.Ep9: A Priest Walks Into a Bar 12
I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page.S1.Ep11: St. Lucifer
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Life’s too short to hold grudges.S1.Ep11: St. Lucifer Season 2
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A devil emoji? That’s it. I’m speaking to a copyright lawyer today.S2.Ep1: Everything's Coming Up Lucifer 2
There’s so much punishment, so little time.S2.Ep1: Everything's Coming Up Lucifer 3
People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions. S2.Ep3: Sin-Eater 4
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Dad.S2.Ep10: Quid Pro Ho 5
Believe me, there is no winning when you play by a twisted tyrant’s rules.S2.Ep12: Love Handles 6
Miracles aren’t my thing, but I’m sure we can come to an arrangement.S2.Ep13: A Good Day to Die Season 3
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Nothing pisses God off more than exercising free will.S3.Ep1: They're Back, Aren't They? 2
The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.S3.Ep3: Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith 3
Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy.S3.Ep6: Vegas With Some Radish 4
Always gratifying to find out that one’s nemesis is altogether lacking in style.S3.Ep9: The Sinnerman 5
Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.(to Amenadiel), S3.Ep11: City of Angels?
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What makes us vulnerable is often right under our noses.S3.Ep13: Til Death Do Us Part Season 4
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I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It’s a theme in my life.S4.Ep1: Everything's Okay 2
What’s the point of extorting and murdering if you don’t get to do what you desire?S4.Ep1: Everything's Okay 3
Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show.(to Father Kinley), S4.Ep3: O, Ye of Little Faith, Father 4
Sometimes betrayal come from the ones we expect the least.S4.Ep3: O, Ye of Little Faith, Father 5
You shouldn’t have to change for anyone. And neither should I.(to Eve), S4.Ep8: Super Bad Boyfriend 6
One thing I refuse to hate about myself is my style.S4.Ep9: Save Lucifer Season 5
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The self-centered simplicity of you humans never ceases to amaze me.(to Lee), S5.Ep1: Really Sad Devil Guy 2
Do you know, of all the ways you humans try to control your lives, these silly New Age superstitions are by far the most embarrassing.(to Dan), S5.Ep3: ¡Diablo! 3
In my experience, problems are like Bible salesmen, or genital warts. If you pretend they’re not there, sooner or later, they disappear.S5.Ep4: It Never Ends Well for the Chicken 4
I suppose what I call powerlessness is what everyone else calls a Tuesday.S5.Ep7: Our Mojo
