Bored and unhappy with his life in Hell, Lucifer decides to relocate and spend some time on Earth. He settles in Los Angeles, where he runs his nightclub and becomes a consultant for the LAPD. As he tries to understand humanity, he unexpectedly forms a bond with a homicide detective.
Here is our list of some of the most devilish Lucifer Morningstar quotes ordered by season.
That’s why I don’t lie. It’s so hard to keep track of who knows what.S1.Ep3: The Would-Be Prince of Darkness
I don’t know how they do it. 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year, 50 years. I mean, I didn’t leave Hell just to step into another one.S1.Ep6: Favorite Son
Well, maybe she’s lying. I mean, you know the sort of people that go to church. Sinners.S1.Ep9: A Priest Walks Into a Bar
A devil emoji? That’s it. I’m speaking to a copyright lawyer today.S2.Ep1: Everything's Coming Up Lucifer
People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions. S2.Ep3: Sin-Eater
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Dad.S2.Ep10: Quid Pro Ho
Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy.S3.Ep6: Vegas With Some Radish
Always gratifying to find out that one’s nemesis is altogether lacking in style.S3.Ep9: The Sinnerman
Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.(to Amenadiel), S3.Ep11: City of Angels?
I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It’s a theme in my life.S4.Ep1: Everything's Okay
What’s the point of extorting and murdering if you don’t get to do what you desire?S4.Ep1: Everything's Okay
Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show.(to Father Kinley), S4.Ep3: O, Ye of Little Faith, Father
You shouldn’t have to change for anyone. And neither should I.(to Eve), S4.Ep8: Super Bad Boyfriend
The self-centered simplicity of you humans never ceases to amaze me.(to Lee), S5.Ep1: Really Sad Devil Guy
Do you know, of all the ways you humans try to control your lives, these silly New Age superstitions are by far the most embarrassing.(to Dan), S5.Ep3: ¡Diablo!
In my experience, problems are like Bible salesmen, or genital warts. If you pretend they’re not there, sooner or later, they disappear.S5.Ep4: It Never Ends Well for the Chicken
Nothing is ever good enough for you. “Why don’t you have a desk? Why doesn’t your car have a roof? Why’s your kitchen just a wall of Scotch?”S5.Ep10: Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam
Never mind the why. This is gonna be great, Detective. Lots of changes when I’m in charge. War eradicated, world hunger satiated. Hangovers… never should have existed in the first place.S5.Ep14: Nothing Lasts Forever
If you need anything, anything at all, just say a little prayer. I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground type of God.S6.Ep4: Pin the Tail on the Daddy
If you need therapy, you call the office, make an appointment and pay in cash. Or in kind, if she’s up for it. I mean, have some decency, man.(to Adam), S6.Ep7: My Best Fiend's Wedding
It’s less about what we do with our final hours and more about who we spend them with.S6.Ep9: Goodbye, Lucifer
In order to truly torture someone, you must know what they desire more than anything else.S6.Ep10: Partners 'Til the End