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Lucifer Morningstar Quotes: I am a Devil of my word

Last updated on Sep 14th, 2020

Lucifer Morningstar Quotes: I am a Devil of my word

Lucifer Morningstar is a fictional character and the main protagonist of Netflix’s TV series Lucifer, portrayed by Tom Ellis.

Bored and unhappy with his life in Hell, Lucifer decides to relocate and spend some time on Earth. He settles in Los Angeles, where he runs his nightclub and becomes a consultant for the LAPD. While trying to better understand humanity, he unexpectedly establishes a connection with a homicide detective.

Here is our list of some of the most devilish Lucifer Morningstar quotes ordered by seasons.

Season 1

People sometimes kill the people with whom they're in love. The heart's mysterious. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
1
People sometimes kill the people with whom they’re in love. The heart’s mysterious.S1.Ep1: Pilot
I'm like walking heroin. Very habit-forming. It never ends well. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
2
I’m like walking heroin. Very habit-forming. It never ends well.S1.Ep1: Pilot
If you desire something, just take it. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
3
If you desire something, just take it.S1.Ep2: Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil.
Sometimes we are what we are, and we should embrace that. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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Sometimes we are what we are, and we should embrace that.S1.Ep2: Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil.
That's why I don't lie. It's so hard to keep track of who knows what. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
5
That’s why I don’t lie. It’s so hard to keep track of who knows what.S1.Ep3: The Would-Be Prince of Darkness
People don't have power over us. We give it to them. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
6
People don’t have power over us. We give it to them.S1.Ep4: Manly Whatnots
A deal's a deal, especially one with the Devil. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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A deal’s a deal, especially one with the Devil.S1.Ep4: Manly Whatnots
I don't know how they do it. 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year, 50 years. I mean, I didn't leave Hell just to step into another one. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
8
I don’t know how they do it. 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year, 50 years. I mean, I didn’t leave Hell just to step into another one.S1.Ep6: Favorite Son
If you truly worship the dollar, then I'm your ticket to divinity. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
9
If you truly worship the dollar, then I’m your ticket to divinity.S1.Ep7: Wingman
For your penance, ten Bloody Marys and a good shag. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
10
For your penance, ten Bloody Marys and a good shag.S1.Ep9: A Priest Walks Into a Bar
Well, maybe she's lying. I mean, you know the sort of people that go to church. Sinners. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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Well, maybe she’s lying. I mean, you know the sort of people that go to church. Sinners.S1.Ep9: A Priest Walks Into a Bar
I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page.S1.Ep11: St. Lucifer
Life's too short to hold grudges. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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Life’s too short to hold grudges.S1.Ep11: St. Lucifer

Season 2

A devil emoji? That's it. I'm speaking to a copyright lawyer today. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
1
A devil emoji? That’s it. I’m speaking to a copyright lawyer today.S2.Ep1: Everything's Coming Up Lucifer
There's so much punishment, so little time. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
2
There’s so much punishment, so little time.S2.Ep1: Everything's Coming Up Lucifer
People don't arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
3
People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions. S2.Ep3: Sin-Eater
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Dad. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
4
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Dad.S2.Ep10: Quid Pro Ho
Believe me, there is no winning when you play by a twisted tyrant's rules. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
5
Believe me, there is no winning when you play by a twisted tyrant’s rules.S2.Ep12: Love Handles
Miracles aren't my thing, but I'm sure we can come to an arrangement. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
6
Miracles aren’t my thing, but I’m sure we can come to an arrangement.S2.Ep13: A Good Day to Die

Season 3

Nothing pisses God off more than exercising free will. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
1
Nothing pisses God off more than exercising free will.S3.Ep1: They're Back, Aren't They?
The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
2
The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.S3.Ep3: Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith
Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
3
Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy.S3.Ep6: Vegas With Some Radish
Always gratifying to find out that one's nemesis is altogether lacking in style. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
4
Always gratifying to find out that one’s nemesis is altogether lacking in style.S3.Ep9: The Sinnerman
Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
5
Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.(to Amenadiel), S3.Ep11: City of Angels?
What makes us vulnerable is often right under our noses. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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What makes us vulnerable is often right under our noses.S3.Ep13: Til Death Do Us Part

Season 4

I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It's a theme in my life. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
1
I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It’s a theme in my life.S4.Ep1: Everything's Okay
What's the point of extorting and murdering if you don't get to do what you desire? - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
2
What’s the point of extorting and murdering if you don’t get to do what you desire?S4.Ep1: Everything's Okay
Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
3
Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show.(to Father Kinley), S4.Ep3: O, Ye of Little Faith, Father
Sometimes betrayal come from the ones we expect the least. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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Sometimes betrayal come from the ones we expect the least.S4.Ep3: O, Ye of Little Faith, Father
You shouldn't have to change for anyone. And neither should I. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
5
You shouldn’t have to change for anyone. And neither should I.(to Eve), S4.Ep8: Super Bad Boyfriend
One thing I refuse to hate about myself is my style. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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One thing I refuse to hate about myself is my style.S4.Ep9: Save Lucifer

Season 5

The self-centered simplicity of you humans never ceases to amaze me. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
1
The self-centered simplicity of you humans never ceases to amaze me.(to Lee), S5.Ep1: Really Sad Devil Guy
Do you know, of all the ways you humans try to control your lives, these silly New Age superstitions are by far the most embarrassing. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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Do you know, of all the ways you humans try to control your lives, these silly New Age superstitions are by far the most embarrassing.(to Dan), S5.Ep3: ¡Diablo!
In my experience, problems are like Bible salesmen, or genital warts. If you pretend they're not there, sooner or later, they disappear. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
3
In my experience, problems are like Bible salesmen, or genital warts. If you pretend they’re not there, sooner or later, they disappear.S5.Ep4: It Never Ends Well for the Chicken
I suppose what I call powerlessness is what everyone else calls a Tuesday. - Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer Quotes)
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I suppose what I call powerlessness is what everyone else calls a Tuesday.S5.Ep7: Our Mojo