Let’s get you big! Bring your new best friends, Ben and Jerry, and let’s turn your ass into a helipad![to Ellen]
You don’t do this to a person, you know? You don’t walk around being fabulous when you know you’re not available.[to Ellen]
Marriage can’t work when one person is happy and the other person is miserable. Marriage is both people being equally miserable.
I’m very impressed, you’ve got little kids over here, 2-3 years old, and they’re already speaking French.[to Ellen]