If you can make God bleed, the people will cease to believe in him.
I’ve been authorized by director Fury to use any means necessary to keep you on premises. If you attempt to leave, or play any games, I will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.[to Tony]
I’d love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ain’t Canada.
I told you I don’t wanna join your super-secret boy band.[to Nick Fury, regarding “The Avengers” initiative]
I promise you this is the only time I will ask you to sign over your company.[to Tony]
I am very real. I’m the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.
Don’t get so attached to things. Learn to let go.
Dead for almost 20 years; still taking me to school.[about his father]
