I’ve been authorized by director Fury to use any means necessary to keep you on premises. If you attempt to leave, or play any games, I will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.[to Tony]
I’m not a joiner, but I’ll consider secretary of defense, if you ask nice. We can amend the hours a little bit.
I’d love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ain’t Canada.
I told you I don’t wanna join your super-secret boy band.[to Nick Fury, regarding “The Avengers” initiative]
I promise you this is the only time I will ask you to sign over your company.[to Tony]
I am very real. I’m the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.
Don’t get so attached to things. Learn to let go.
Dead for almost 20 years; still taking me to school.[about his father]
