Wicked Quotes

The best way to bring folks together is to give them a real good enemy.

I don’t see what the problem is. You know, every other professor manages to pronouncify my name.[Glinda]Maybe the pronouncification of your precious name is not the sole focus of Dr. Dillamond’s life. Maybe Dr. Dillamond is not like every other professor. Maybe some of us are just different.[Elphaba Thropp]

[about Elphaba]I’ll say this much, she doesn’t give a twig what anyone thinks.[Fiyero Tigelaar]Of course she does. She just pretends not to.[Glinda]

You have no real power.[Elphaba Thropp]Exactly. That’s why I need you.[Wizard]

Why is it you’re always causing some sort of commotion?[Fiyero Tigelaar]I don’t cause commotions. I am one.[Elphaba Thropp]

Why does Wickedness happen?[Munchkinland Kid]That’s a good question. One many people find confusifying. Are people born Wicked? Or do they have Wickedness thrust upon them?[Glinda]

Wait a second. You’re telling me that was your first party ever?[Glinda]Well, do funerals count?[Madame Morrible]

Strangers are just people I’ve never met.[to Boq]

Once you learn to harness your emotions, the sky is the limit.[to Elphaba]

No matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be…[Elphaba Thropp]Uh, excuse me. There is no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.[Fiyero Tigelaar]Oh, please. No, you’re not. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be so unhappy.[Elphaba Thropp]

Magic is merely the mind’s attempt to wrap itself around the impossible.

Let’s tell each other something we’ve never told anyone before. Okay, fine. I’ll go first. Fiyero and I are getting married.[Glinda]He asked you already?[Elphaba Thropp]Oh, he doesn’t know yet.[Glinda]