There are fewer talented writers in the world than there are astronauts.
The kind of vitamin D I like doesn’t come from the sun.
The key is to be drunk so often, you can’t tell the difference between being drunk and sober.
Most people would sell their soul for greatness. I know I did. But it takes a pretty miserable piece of human garbage to sell it just to get up close to greatness.
If you want the brass ring, you better be wearing brass knuckles.
I always thought that a woman should pick a look before she turns 40 and stick with it. For men, it’s 50. And I did that. But lately I’ve been thinking that that’s a rule for people with no second act.
Honey, you’re a paper airplane and I’m a 747. Don’t you ever think you’re anything like me just because you can fly a little.[to Mickey]
Conspiracy theories are dangerous. They absolutely hurt more than they help.
You’ve earned this. And even if you haven’t, I have.[to Anna]
You spent a lifetime looking away from the consequences of your actions, but everything catches up to you in the end. [to Sam]
When you get away with everything for so long, you start to lose the difference between right and wrong.
What are our lives gonna be like when we’re not hunting serial killers? Boring and pointless.[to Patrick]
